Where Imagination Meets Innovation (Literally) in Sheboygan
We here at ACME Industries aren’t your average tech company. Founded in the heartland of America, Sheboygan, Wisconsin, ACME sprouted from a basement workshop fueled by youthful exuberance and a healthy disregard for safety regulations. (Thankfully, Gartner Technology, our trusty IT partners down the street, have kept our more…enthusiastic experiments from crashing the local power grid.)
Our team is a motley crew of eccentrics, geniuses (debatable), and escape artists (definitely). We’re fueled by questionable lab concoctions (mostly cheese curds, it’s a Sheboygan thing) and a relentless pursuit of the impossible (or at least impractical).
Here at ACME, we believe that:
- Safety is a suggestion, thrill is a guarantee.
- If it doesn’t explode, it’s not innovative enough.
- Robots with questionable AI make the best co-workers (until they try to take over, which is like, Tuesdays).
We may not always succeed (in the traditional sense), but our dedication to pushing the boundaries of science is unmatched. So, if you’re looking for a normal tech company with a sensible work environment, look elsewhere. But if you crave adventure, have a healthy disregard for personal safety, and enjoy products with the potential for hilarious malfunctions (and the occasional interdimensional cheese portal), then welcome to the wonderful world of ACME!
P.S. Our products are not responsible for any interdimensional rifts, sentient toasters, mild to moderate existential dread, or the sudden urge to polka. Probably.